Going to the supermarket can be a stressful experience but this durable, PVC-coated bag is something you can rely on to hold your shopping and raise a smile.
Featuring Annie Tempest's brilliant illustrations for Tottering By Gently and the 'In Times Of Stress' poem, this bag will resonate with any stressed shopper.In Times Of Stress
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today, because they got on my nerves
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow
Help me always to give 100%...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday...
And help me to remember... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up...
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 28 to smile... (but using more muscles burns more calories...)
100% cotton. PVC-coated. Wipe clean. 36 x 37 x 13cm.