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In Times Of Stress PVC Bag

    Ref. 20357
    £9.99
    Out of stock. 
    • Featuring illustrations byt Annie Tempest
    • 100% cotton with a water-resistant PVC coating
    • Matching apron available
    DESCRIPTION
    Going to the supermarket can be a stressful experience but this durable, PVC-coated bag is something you can rely on to hold your shopping and raise a smile.

    Featuring Annie Tempest's brilliant illustrations for Tottering By Gently and the 'In Times Of Stress' poem, this bag will resonate with any stressed shopper.

    In Times Of Stress

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

    The courage to change things I cannot accept

    And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today, because they got on my nerves

    Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

    As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow

    Help me always to give 100%...

    12% on Monday

    23% on Tuesday

    40% on Wednesday

    20% on Thursday

    and

    5% on Friday...

    And help me to remember... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up...

    That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 28 to smile... (but using more muscles burns more calories...)

    100% cotton. PVC-coated. Wipe clean. 36 x 37 x 13cm.

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