Is Scotland truly the greatest small nation on earth? Or something else entirely? In these comic portraits of the fifty biggest numpties in the nation's history Allan Brown, a former Scottish Journalist of the Year, comically portrays a bothy of bad ambassadors including Robert Burns, Sean Connery, Lulu, Alex Salmond and Andy Murray. Step ye gaily into the land where the loch is always half empty! Paperback. 288 pages.